#but while we’re on the topic #it’s actually so true #her face could cripple nations #cause volcanoes to erupt #make the moon fall out of the sky #just because it wanted to be closer to her #the scientists were all wrong #the Earth does not rotate around the Sun #it rotates around Stana Katic #the Sun itself is jealous of her hotness #the nighttime sky wishes its stars could shine as bright as the ones in her eyes #the wind likes to brag about how it gets to swirl around her when she walks outside #the ground shoots the wind down by saying wind can’t fucking feel anything anyway #at least the ground gets to feel her walk upon its surface every day #but no matter how many times the elements fight over her #water always wins #because everyone knows Stana Katic likes to take baths.
